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- 20 Types You Meet In The Men's Room -
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1. Excitable - Shorts half twisted
around, cannot find
hole, rips shorts.

2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss
whether he has to or
not.

3. Crosseyed - Look into next urinal
to see how other guy is
fixed.

4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is
watching, flushes urinal
comes back later.

5. Indifferent - All urinals being
used, pisses in
sink.

6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks
around and usually pisses
on floor.

7. Worried - Not sure of where he has
been lately, makes quick
inspection.

8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down
and across urinals,
tries to hit fly or
bug.

9. Absent Minded - Opens vest, pulls
out tie, pisses in
pants.

10. Childish - Pisses directly into
bottom of urinal, like
to see it bubble.

11. Sneak - Farts silently while
pissing, acts very
innocent, knows man in next
stall will get blamed.

12. Patient - Stands very close for a
long while waiting, reads
free hand.

13. Desperate - Waits in long line,
teeth floating, pisses
in pants.

14. Tough - Bangs dick on side of
urinal to dry it.

15. Efficient - Waits until he has to
crap, the does both.

16. Fat - Backs up and takes blind shot
at urinal, pisses in shoe.

17. Little - Stands on box, falls in,
drowns.

18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right
hand, pisses in pants.

19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while,
gives up, walks away.

20. Conceited - Holds two inch dick
like baseball bat.