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Bill Maher
 
Date of birth: 20 January 1956
Date of death: Alive (or unknown)
Country Of Origin: America
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" A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors and scrutinized its citizens' everyday existence. And then they excused themselves to go watch "Big Brother". "

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" A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out. "

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" Apparently Bob Dole's new election strategy is to find a Republican policy so stupid, even Clinton won't copy it. "

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" Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show. "

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" Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They're recommending a procedure that involves photographing the entire colon. I say, don't vie CBS an idea for another reality show. "

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" Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. "

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" George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book. "

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" I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie. "

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" I mean, I think, Iraqis, I think, feel that if we drove smaller cars, maybe we wouldn't have to kill them for their oil. "

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" I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. "

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" Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.' "

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" It's all been satirized for your protection. "

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" Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. "

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" Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. "

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" Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. "

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