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Craig Kilborn
 
Date of birth: 24 August 1962
Date of death: Alive (or unknown)
Country Of Origin: America
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" A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone. "

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" Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II' "

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" As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription. "

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" Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network. "

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" CBS doesn't know what to do about the miniseries called 'The Reagans' that depicts them as a dysfunctional family of drug users and sex fiends. I'm suggesting they just call it the 'Clintons.' "

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" Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark. "

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" Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race. "

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" Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.' "

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" Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down. "

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" George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17. "

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" Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded. "

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" I never give my opinion on political matters, but before we bomb Iraq, let's wait two weeks until Geraldo is over there. "

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" In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series. "

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" It was reported that the Clintons plan on selling their home in Chappaqua. There's already a plaque on the couch that says "The President Slept Here." "

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" John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?' "

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