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Jay Leno
 
Date of birth: 1926
Date of death: Alive (or unknown)
Country Of Origin: Ireland
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" A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father. "

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" According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times. "

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" According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. "

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" After seeing Condit last night, we now realize how great a liar Clinton was. "

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" Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate. "

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" An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is doing fine, but the bad news is, he can't stop throwing rocks at himself. "

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" As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline. "

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" Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. "

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" Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.' "

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" CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. "

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" CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded. "

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" Dick Cheney agreed to be President Bush's running mate once again in 2004. He made the announcement while riding in Ambulance One. "

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" Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.' "

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" Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. "

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" Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. "

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