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Ogden Nash
 
Date of birth: 19 August 1902
Date of death: 19 May 1971
Country Of Origin: America
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" A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. "

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" A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. "

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" A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. "

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" An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks. "

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" Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. "

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" Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. "

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" Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? "

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" Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. "

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" Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for. "

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" Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you. "

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" Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early? "

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" Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. "

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" Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? "

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" Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. "

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" Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures - take them, George, they're yours! "

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