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Robert Benchley
 
Date of birth: 15 September 1889
Date of death: 21 November 1945
Country Of Origin: America
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" A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. "

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" An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens. "

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" Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. "

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" As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. "

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" Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. "

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" Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. "

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" Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. "

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" I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle. "

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" It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. "

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" The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. "

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" There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't."

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