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Rodney Dangerfield
 
Date of birth: 22 November 1921
Date of death: 05 October 2004
Country Of Origin: America
Profession:

Comedian

Actor

Biography:
   Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian and actor, best known for the line "I don't get no respect" and his monologues on that theme.

He was born in the Long Island, New York town of Babylon, the son of vaudevillian Phil Roy (Philip Cohen). Rodney would later say that his father "was never home — he was out looking to make other kids," and that his mother "brought him up all wrong." His mentor throughout the e .... (More...)
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" A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. "

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" Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself. "

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" At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't. "

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" I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. "

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" I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. "

Rodney Dangerfield
" I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. "

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" I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. "

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" I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. "

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" I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. "

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" I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. "

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" I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. "

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" I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. "

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" I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. "

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" I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette. "

Rodney Dangerfield
" I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. "

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