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Sam Kinison
 
Date of birth: 08 December 1953
Date of death: 10 April 1992
Country Of Origin: America
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" Detox? There's a bargain. $13,000 for a 3 and a half week treatment. And, folks, I don't want to sound like a casual user or anything, but if you can come up with $13,000, you don't have a problem yet! "

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" Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row. "

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" I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry. "

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" I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they're so sweet: 'I'm not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I'm not. I'm gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain! "

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" I was married twice. Then I said, 'Hey, you know, I bet if I become more sensitive, and a better f - -, I won't have to give away everything I own every five f - -ing years! "

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" If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. "

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" In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I'm a real clothes whore. "

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" It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there. "

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" Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F - - out of everybody! "

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" Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! "

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" Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs. "

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" There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. "

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