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Terry Prachett
 
Date of birth: 28 April 1948
Date of death: Alive (or unknown)
Country Of Origin: England
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" Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "

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" Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page. "

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" 'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger. "

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" Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, then is the time to buy a house on the next continent. "

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" Freedom without limits is just a word. "

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" Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care. "

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" However, you do need rules. Driving on the left (or the right or, in parts of Europe, on the left and the right as the mood takes you) is a rule which works, since following it means you're more likely to reach your intended rather than your final destination. "

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" I always call it 'Tour Flu', because two or three weeks in hot bookshops with hundreds of people usually produces an ailment of some kind. Going on tour is like a box of rare diseases - you never know what you're going to get. "

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" I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did. "

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" I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro. "

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" I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me. "

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" I once absend-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce. "

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" I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equivalent of Microsoft, whereas Avebury was definitely an Apple circle. "

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" I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don't know how to do it, and wouldn't be any good at it if I did, so I'm going to employ someone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It would still be me, of course. "

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" I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is. "

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