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Woody Allen
 
Date of birth: 01 December 1935
Date of death: Alive (or unknown)
Country Of Origin: America
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" As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. "

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" Eighty percent of success is showing up. "

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" Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. "

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" His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. "

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" How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? "

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" How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size? "

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" I am at two with nature. "

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" I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. "

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" I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. "

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" I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. "

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" I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. "

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" I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. "

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" I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. "

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" If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. "

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" If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. "

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