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" If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? "

Scott Adams
" Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. "

Scott Adams
" Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. "

Scott Adams
" The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. "

Scott Adams
" You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. "

Scott Adams
" Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. "

Scott Adams
" Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account. "

Scott Adams
" What's up, Doc? "

Tex Avery
" Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. "

Lynda Barry
" [Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. "

Al Capp
" It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day. "

Darby Conley
" Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more. "

Darby Conley
" Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. "

Jim Davis
" There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music. "

Jim Davis
" Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. "

Jim Davis
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